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    <title>Phone SPAM!</title>
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    <published>2006-11-22T18:50:12+00:00</published>
    <updated>2008-09-07T10:09:50+00:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>tumbleweed</name>
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    <category term="phone-spam" />
    <category term="south-africa" />
    <category term="spam" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Americans may be used to telemarketing, but <em>thanks</em> to <a href="http://ww.telkom.co.za/" title="Telscum">Telkom&#8217;s</a> monopolistic pricing, it&#8217;s been simply uneconomical to do such things in South Africa. This has started to change&#8230; My friends don&#8217;t seem to get them, but over the last 2 months, I&#8217;ve received at least 6 automated&nbsp;phone&nbsp;calls.</p>

<p>They go something like this: Here&#8217;s a rough transcript the one I got at 20h46 today, from <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">+</code></span> (i.e. withheld&nbsp;caller&nbsp;<span class="caps">ID</span>):</p>

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<ul>
<li>Machine: Hello, do you need cash in a hurry? You&#8217;ve been accepted for <em>platinum</em> credit. To find out more, press <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">9</code></span>.</li>
<li>Me: Arrgh! <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">9</code></span></li>
<li>Rings&#8230;</li>
<li>Salesman: &lt;with a Xhosa&nbsp;accent&gt;&nbsp;Hello&#8230;</li>
<li>Me: Hi. What can you tell me&nbsp;about&nbsp;this?</li>
<li>Salesman: You&#8217;ve been selected for <em>ple-tin-ahm</em>&nbsp;credit.</li>
<li>Me: Yes, and? who selected me? What is the&nbsp;company&nbsp;called?</li>
<li>Salesman: eh&#8230; the company is name is <em>ple-tin-ahm</em></li>
<li>Me: Are you sure - is that the name of the company you&nbsp;work&nbsp;for?</li>
<li>Salesman: yes, ah, the company name is <em>ple-tin-ahm</em></li>
<li>Me: yes? and? Why are you calling me, why do you think I want&nbsp;your&nbsp;services?</li>
<li>Salesman: The <em>comp-pu-ta</em> picked&nbsp;your&nbsp;number.</li>
<li>Me: <strong>What</strong>&nbsp;computer?</li>
<li>Salesman: <strong>The</strong>&nbsp;computa.</li>
<li>Me: <strong>Where</strong> did it get my&nbsp;number&nbsp;from?</li>
<li>Salesman: The computa&nbsp;picked&nbsp;it.</li>
</ul>

<p>etc&#8230; round and round&nbsp;we&nbsp;go&#8230;</p>

<ul>
<li>Me: Will you please tell <em>your computer</em> never to call&nbsp;me&nbsp;again?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, I can&#8217;t&nbsp;do&nbsp;that.</li>
<li>Me: Can I speak to your&nbsp;boss&nbsp;please?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, he&#8217;s out&nbsp;right&nbsp;now.</li>
<li>Me: Can I leave a message for him to&nbsp;call&nbsp;me?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, he&#8217;s out&nbsp;right&nbsp;now.</li>
</ul>

<p>etc.</p>

<p>I started getting the feeling that the poor salesman was rigidly sticking to&nbsp;a&nbsp;script&#8230;</p>

<p>Eventually, I got hung up on. And I didn&#8217;t manage to find out a single bit of information about these bastards. Maybe I should have pretended&nbsp;to&nbsp;buy&#8230;</p>

<p>So I phone Vodacom Customer care <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">111</code></span>. And after working my way through the <span class="caps">IVR</span> menus (no there isn&#8217;t an option for abuse anywhere, you just have to keep hitting <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">&nbsp;</code></span>), I sat on hold for half an hour. After 20 minutes, a callback feature was advertised, if I pressed <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">#</code></span> they&#8217;d call me back. I pressed <span class="geshifilter"><code class="geshifilter-text">#</code></span>, repeatedly, but nothing happened&#8230; Maybe the bad reception was interfering with the&nbsp;<span class="caps">DTMF</span>&nbsp;tone&#8230;</p>

<p>While I was sitting on hold, listening to horrific music emanating from my speaker phone, and browsing the web, I came across the <a href="http://www.waspa.org.za/code/codeconduct.shtml" title="Wireless Access Service Provider Association: Code of conduct"><span class="caps"><span class="caps">WASPA</span></span> code of conduct</a>. It&nbsp;seemed&nbsp;interesting.</p>

<p>My reasoning is that the telemarketers must be using cell phone networks, or some other commercial gateway, because they could hide their number. <span class="caps"><span class="caps">AFAIK</span></span> you can&#8217;t hide your number when calling from a Telkom line. That means that Vodacom <em>could</em> actually do something about this. The code of&nbsp;conduct&nbsp;states:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>5&#46;&nbsp;Commercial&nbsp;communications</p>
  
  <p>5.1. Sending of&nbsp;commercial&nbsp;communications</p>
  
  <p>5.1.1. All commercial messages must contain a valid originating number and/or the name or identifier of the&nbsp;message&nbsp;originator.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.2. Any message originator must have a facility to allow the recipient to remove his or herself from the message originator’s database, so as not to receive any further messages from that&nbsp;message&nbsp;originator.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.3. Where feasible, persons receiving commercial messages should be able to remove themselves from the database of a message originator using no more than two words, one of which must be&nbsp;‘<span class="caps"><span class="caps">STOP</span></span>’.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.4. Any mechanism for allowing a recipient to remove him or herself from a database must not cost more than&nbsp;one&nbsp;rand.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.5. Upon request of the recipient, the message originator must, within a reasonable period of time, identify the source from which the recipient’s personal information&nbsp;was&nbsp;obtained.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.6. Commercial communications may not be timed to be delivered between 20:00 and 06:00, unless explicitly agreed to by the recipient, or unless delivery during this period forms part of the up-front description of&nbsp;the&nbsp;service.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Hmm. Quite a&nbsp;few&nbsp;violations&#8230;</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Americans may be used to telemarketing, but <em>thanks</em> to <a href="http://ww.telkom.co.za/" title="Telscum">Telkom&#8217;s</a> monopolistic pricing, it&#8217;s been simply uneconomical to do such things in South Africa. This has started to change&#8230; My friends don&#8217;t seem to get them, but over the last 2 months, I&#8217;ve received at least 6 automated phone&nbsp;calls.</p>

<p>They go something like this: Here&#8217;s a rough transcript the one I got at 20h46 today, from <code>+</code> (i.e. withheld caller&nbsp;ID):</p>

<!--more-->

<ul>
<li>Machine: Hello, do you need cash in a hurry? You&#8217;ve been accepted for <em>platinum</em> credit. To find out more, press <code>9</code>.</li>
<li>Me: Arrgh! <code>9</code></li>
<li>Rings&#8230;</li>
<li>Salesman: &lt;with a Xhosa accent&gt;&nbsp;Hello&#8230;</li>
<li>Me: Hi. What can you tell me about&nbsp;this?</li>
<li>Salesman: You&#8217;ve been selected for <em>ple-tin-ahm</em>&nbsp;credit.</li>
<li>Me: Yes, and? who selected me? What is the company&nbsp;called?</li>
<li>Salesman: eh&#8230; the company is name is <em>ple-tin-ahm</em></li>
<li>Me: Are you sure - is that the name of the company you work&nbsp;for?</li>
<li>Salesman: yes, ah, the company name is <em>ple-tin-ahm</em></li>
<li>Me: yes? and? Why are you calling me, why do you think I want your&nbsp;services?</li>
<li>Salesman: The <em>comp-pu-ta</em> picked your&nbsp;number.</li>
<li>Me: <strong>What</strong>&nbsp;computer?</li>
<li>Salesman: <strong>The</strong>&nbsp;computa.</li>
<li>Me: <strong>Where</strong> did it get my number&nbsp;from?</li>
<li>Salesman: The computa picked&nbsp;it.</li>
</ul>

<p>etc&#8230; round and round we&nbsp;go&#8230;</p>

<ul>
<li>Me: Will you please tell <em>your computer</em> never to call me&nbsp;again?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, I can&#8217;t do&nbsp;that.</li>
<li>Me: Can I speak to your boss&nbsp;please?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, he&#8217;s out right&nbsp;now.</li>
<li>Me: Can I leave a message for him to call&nbsp;me?</li>
<li>Salesman: No, he&#8217;s out right&nbsp;now.</li>
</ul>

<p>etc.</p>

<p>I started getting the feeling that the poor salesman was rigidly sticking to a&nbsp;script&#8230;</p>

<p>Eventually, I got hung up on. And I didn&#8217;t manage to find out a single bit of information about these bastards. Maybe I should have pretended to&nbsp;buy&#8230;</p>

<p>So I phone Vodacom Customer care <code>111</code>. And after working my way through the IVR menus (no there isn&#8217;t an option for abuse anywhere, you just have to keep hitting <code>0</code>), I sat on hold for half an hour. After 20 minutes, a callback feature was advertised, if I pressed <code>#</code> they&#8217;d call me back. I pressed <code>#</code>, repeatedly, but nothing happened&#8230; Maybe the bad reception was interfering with the DTMF&nbsp;tone&#8230;</p>

<p>While I was sitting on hold, listening to horrific music emanating from my speaker phone, and browsing the web, I came across the <a href="http://www.waspa.org.za/code/codeconduct.shtml" title="Wireless Access Service Provider Association: Code of conduct"><span class="caps">WASPA</span> code of conduct</a>. It seemed&nbsp;interesting.</p>

<p>My reasoning is that the telemarketers must be using cell phone networks, or some other commercial gateway, because they could hide their number. <span class="caps">AFAIK</span> you can&#8217;t hide your number when calling from a Telkom line. That means that Vodacom <em>could</em> actually do something about this. The code of conduct&nbsp;states:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>5&#46; Commercial&nbsp;communications</p>
  
  <p>5.1. Sending of commercial&nbsp;communications</p>
  
  <p>5.1.1. All commercial messages must contain a valid originating number and/or the name or identifier of the message&nbsp;originator.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.2. Any message originator must have a facility to allow the recipient to remove his or herself from the message originator’s database, so as not to receive any further messages from that message&nbsp;originator.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.3. Where feasible, persons receiving commercial messages should be able to remove themselves from the database of a message originator using no more than two words, one of which must be&nbsp;‘<span class="caps">STOP</span>’.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.4. Any mechanism for allowing a recipient to remove him or herself from a database must not cost more than one&nbsp;rand.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.5. Upon request of the recipient, the message originator must, within a reasonable period of time, identify the source from which the recipient’s personal information was&nbsp;obtained.</p>
  
  <p>5.1.6. Commercial communications may not be timed to be delivered between 20:00 and 06:00, unless explicitly agreed to by the recipient, or unless delivery during this period forms part of the up-front description of the&nbsp;service.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Hmm. Quite a few&nbsp;violations&#8230;</p>
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